As March 8 approaches, the strange twisty motions that the unreconstructed masculinity that is the establishment goes through would be the envy of a Gemini Circus contortionist. International Women’s Day. Good date, good brand recall, kuch gender ho jaaye? Except your gender muscles have atrophied from a full year of disuse.

Among many creaky dance moves the following one is impressing us the most (But March 8 is days away and other winners may emerge. We are not biased.)

Here is an event to celebrate the most influential women in media, marketing and advertising. Do you notice something about the jury?

So did we all. Call your 6-year-old nephew over to check out the picture and even he’d point out that they are all phuphas and no buas. Or if your nephew is well-trained, he will rock back on his heels and say “Yevvenda Iva?” Why did the jury or the selectors of the jury not notice? It’s the old reason. The reason why something called the International Working Women’s Day was constituted in the first place. You can’t see for patriarchy, dudes.

Vishesh Tippani: To avoid above crisis, kindly refer to our No-Vaanthi, No-Cry Guide to Panel Discussions.