Ever Worried about the Size of Your Small Breasts? Now, a Hilarious Ayurvedic Cure

By Shikha Sreenivas

This is the week in which we learnt that cows are the only animals that inhale and exhale oxygen. So you’d think our quota for science learning is over. But as Trevor Noah imitating Donald Trump would say: Wrong!

What is the purpose of your existence as a woman if you haven’t read about and adopted this all-natural Ayurvedic cure for your teeny, inadequate breasts yet?

The  Indian website Boldsky among discussions about pantsuits (who wore it better) and thoughts about how often to drink aloe vera juice (everyday) has also this awesome post: Ayurvedic Drink To Increase Breast Size, That Works For Every Woman!, Boldsky has suggested that we flat-chested-not-so-happy-with-our-boobs ladies ditch thoughts of expensive plastic surgery and just drink this concoction. Because men are trained by evolution to prefer big breasts. And what’s this magic recipe. Little jeera powder, little almond milk, little spinach juice. So simple!

You know you want to Instagram the hell out of this #breakfastsmoothie #cleaneating #highonlife #bigtitsforever.