By Manasi Nene
Rakhi Sawant has taken to the internet again – this time, taking about President of the United States, Donald Trump. In a Facebook video by Indiatimes, she lets loose about her feelings towards Trump.
“How dare him? Unhonein kaha kaise ki ladkoyon ko waha grab karna chahiye? Waha kahan” (How dare he say we should grab women there? There where?)
Solid point, Rakhi. Solid. Except just a bit too late. Seven months too late.
Rakhi says she hasn’t been active in the public eye because she has been sleeping, kisi ke khayalon mein, kisi ke sapnon mein. The ‘charisma’ or Trump is enough to keep her up, evidently.
She’s taking none of his shit when he says women are ugly. In fact, he’s a “jeeta jaagta orange-colour ka bhoot”, she says.
“Arrey aapko vote mila hai, aur aap President bane hain, toh kuchh achha kaam karke dikhaiye – na ke logon mein war karvaiye, you know?” (Arrey, if you’ve been voted President, then do some good – don’t push people to war, you know?”)
Solid point again.
And then, she tells the citizens of the US to vote for Modi, if they want to improve their country. She also recommends Trump look up Baba Ramdev and practise pranayama, to get his anger under control. If nothing else, she offers yoga lessons herself — yoga lessons so hot, Trump would reach his grave, apparently. She had more advice for Trump, challenging him not to be a coward on Twitter — agar himmat hai, if he could face her, he should fight her on Instagram.
All said and done, Rakhi says she would’ve married Trump, but in her words, he isn’t worth that much attention — “tum toh kuchh karne ke laayak hi nahin”. At this point, however, she’s cool just with having dinner with him and showing him some jalwa.
We can’t wait for the next video. (We think.)