By The Ladies Finger
Dear Madan Lal Saini,
We heard you were having some trouble with history. You said, “If you want to rule Hindustan, you must keep three things in mind- respect cows, brahmins & women”. In future, if you want to know about the history of Mughals and their lineage please have a look at the Pears ad.
Ps: Babur ka beta Humayun, Humayun ka… Akbar!
As for your math equation which puts cows, women and brahmins in the same sentence, we have no kunji or tuition for that problem.