By Jugal Mody
Omar Zafar (Danny Denzongpa), the No.1 criminal on Interpol’s list, escapes a British prison after killing Colonel Viren Nanda (Jimmy Shergill in a cameo). Before dying, Viren promises Omar that his death will now be imminent. Omar, with the help of his trusted sidekick Hamid Gul (Javed Jaffrey) announces a reward for the Kohinoor diamond – which he plans to use to destabilize plans for a clean extradition treaty. Meanwhile in Simla, Harleen (Katrina Kaif), an innocent and virginal (to the point that she doesn’t even know how to kiss) bank receptionist, is living a boring life, and is being harassed by her dadi (who was a playgirl in her heyday) to find a boyfriend. When the Kohinoor diamond turns out to have been stolen by someone, dadi tells Harleen that that’s the kind of lover a girl should aspire to have. Obviously, the diamond’s been taken by Hrithik Roshan (Rajveer aka Jai Nanda, Viren’s brother) who has stolen it to get to Omar Zafar. The rest is lots of location and costume changes, shirtlessness (cue: girly squeal), dubstep tracks and a lot more action.
Every bullet fired by the villains obviously blew some holes in the plot, and scenes that would make a spy movie a spy movie were replaced with songs. For the underinitiated, Bang Bang! is an adaptation of the Tom Cruise-Cameron Diaz starrer Knight and Day. Except for the excellently executed Hollywood stunts, this was a total Salman Khan movie (his movies have excellently executed Tollywood stunts.)
Bang Bang! is shameless propaganda in favour of Caveman Courtship rituals. Every time Rajveer meets Harleen, he drugs her and abducts her to another location. Except for the first time he meets her, when he lies to her about being the online blind date she is waiting for, then drugs her and drops her off to her own house. In fact, for the first half of the movie, he is constantly drugging her and abducting her from one location to the other so much so that there is an entire montage from her POV, where she keeps fading in and out and the location keeps changing. Somewhere after that montage, Stockholm Syndrome kicks in and she starts following him. He, obviously, doesn’t want to share anything about his life with her. Because he is a spy. But he teaches her how to kiss. Because he likes her, he carries her around just like the diamond he has stolen, telling her that it is for her safety. Serious issues, bro. (Of course, they show Harleen doing the same to Rajveer as an epilogue but then she abducts him and takes him home, to his mother. Hashtag aadarshnari.)
The movie has one named female character – Harleen. (C’mon, “dadi” is not a character name!) In fact, there were no other female characters, save for Deepti Naval playing Jai and Viren’s mom. Even Salman Khan movies are better off in this department – they’d have a vamp, a heroine’s friend, or even the police force would end up showing us some women cops. Bang Bang! has international high-tech terrorist organisations, the Indian Secret Service, and the police force of half a dozen countries and yet we don’t see a single woman character, named or unnamed. What is more disappointing is that the adaptation was co-written by Sujoy ‘Kahaani’ Ghosh.
Bang Bang! fails the Bechdel Test. Spectacularly.
PS: What a disappointment after watching the two lead stars romance in Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara.
October 8, 2014 at 8:48 am
omfgthelife theladiesfinger a little overwrought to be perfectly honest…
October 8, 2014 at 8:50 am
BhopalHouse Ah, cool 🙂 Thanks for the feedback. Shall incorporate in the future. theladiesfinger
October 8, 2014 at 8:52 am
omfgthelife theladiesfinger no, not the writing, I just mean, no expectations for me in this regard, no token women in service, no token+
October 8, 2014 at 8:53 am
omfgthelife theladiesfinger Muslims either. Just silly women (though the granny I thought a superb exception) and terrorists.
October 8, 2014 at 8:56 am
omfgthelife theladiesfinger I don’t think he was carrying her around like the diamond, and I think maybe not Stockholm Sydrome… 🙂
October 8, 2014 at 8:56 am
BhopalHouse theladiesfinger True. Saved by the lack of expectation 🙂
October 8, 2014 at 8:58 am
BhopalHouse theladiesfinger If not stockholm syndrome, conditioned by granny’s expectations from her? 😛
October 8, 2014 at 8:59 am
omfgthelife theladiesfinger I could be wrong but I felt end left possibility of a sequel in which she’d have more active role.
October 8, 2014 at 9:00 am
omfgthelife theladiesfinger I rather got the impression she was beginning to like the excitement, why she be so passive, conditioned?
October 8, 2014 at 9:02 am
omfgthelife theladiesfinger by the end one had a woman stating her sexual desire (truth serum helped) before partaking in a shoot out.
October 8, 2014 at 9:03 am
BhopalHouse theladiesfinger Not sure if I want a sequel. If I did, it’d begin with Jai in prison and Harleen breaking him out.
October 8, 2014 at 9:05 am
BhopalHouse theladiesfinger Touche on this one 🙂
October 8, 2014 at 9:20 am
omfgthelife theladiesfinger also, I can’t help but feel the derogatory phrase “a salman khan movie” is a wee bit classist & condescending?
October 8, 2014 at 9:22 am
omfgthelife theladiesfinger it just reads to me like “it’s for the masses and we know they’re a bunch of idiots unlike us.”
October 8, 2014 at 9:22 am
BhopalHouse theladiesfinger Nothing classist intended there — that was completely with respect to eve-teasing and the action.
October 8, 2014 at 9:27 am
BhopalHouse http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnga574bq91qlmq7yo1_400.gif #salman4ever theladiesfinger
October 8, 2014 at 9:32 am
omfgthelife theladiesfinger quite!
December 23, 2014 at 9:40 am
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