By Nisha Susan
You could not have possibly missed the news that a bunch of young people in Kerala have declared November 2 as Kiss Day, the day in which they plan to gather in Kochi to kiss in public, as a protest against a recent spate of moral policing in the state, particularly this incident, the kind of incident which I now think of as 30 paisa xerox moral policing. In case you’ve missed it (what you’re on a digital sabbath?), then head right over with your lips puckered, if not to Kochi, then to their Facebook page. The sheer, frenetic activity on the page is deserving of an umma, by itself. Here is wishing success to their back-to-our-bloody-minded-who-are-you-to-tell-me-what-to-do Malayali-roots endeavour.
While gallivanting on this page, we spotted a delightful manifesto buried in the comments shared created by a dude called Adarsh Animator, written by Farmis Hashim here for all trolls hovering over the Kiss of Love community(!). This FAQ, he says, was created to ensure you dogs (umm, he didn’t say that) dont ask the same things dobara. It is very hard to recreate the wonderfully straight-faced and utterly Mary Beard worthy, poda-pulle-type answers to smug troll questions. But here’s one stricken-by-the-giggles attempt.
1. നിന്റെ അമ്മയേയും പെങ്ങളേയും കൊണ്ടു വരുമോടാ?
ഉ: അമ്മയും പെങ്ങളും രണ്ട് സ്വതന്ത്ര വ്യക്തിത്വങ്ങൾ ആണ്. അവർക്ക് താല്പര്യമുണ്ടെങ്കിൽ പങ്കെടുക്കും. അവർ പങ്കെടുക്കുന്നത് കൊണ്ട് എന്റെ കുടുംബത്തിലെ സദാചാരം ഇടിഞ്ഞ് വീഴില്ല. അവിടെ പങ്കെടുക്കുന്ന ഓരോരുത്തരും ഇത് പോലെ ആരുടേയെങ്കിലുമൊക്കെ പെങ്ങളും, അമ്മയും, അച്ഛനും, സഹോദരനുമൊക്കെ ആണ്.
Translation:
Q: Yo, will you be bringing your mother or sister?
A: ‘Mother’ and ‘sister’ are two independent individuals. If they want to, they will participate. If they participate my family’s morals will not collapse. Everyone who participates similiarly will be someone’s sister, mother, father or brother.
2. നിന്റെ പെങ്ങളെ എനിക്ക് ചുംബിക്കാൻ തരുമോടാ?
ഉ: നിന്നെക്കണ്ട് അവൾക്ക് ചുംബിക്കാൻ തോന്നിയെങ്കിൽ അതിൽ ‘ഞാൻ’ ഇടപെടേണ്ട കാര്യമില്ല. പക്ഷേ അവൾക്ക് കൂടെ തോന്നണം!. ചുംബനം എന്നത് രണ്ട് പേർക്കും സ്വീകാര്യമായിരിക്കണം. അല്ലാതെ കയറി ചുംബിക്കാൻ നിന്ന് കഴിഞ്ഞാൽ അവളുടെ ചെരിപ്പിന്റെ കനം അളക്കാം. ആൾക്കൂട്ടത്തിനു മുമ്പിൽ നിന്ന് അന്തസ്സോടെ അത് മേടിക്കാൻ തയ്യാറുണ്ടെങ്കിൽ വരിക. ഇനി പരസ്പരം സമ്മതത്തോടെ ഉമ്മ വെക്കാനാണെങ്കിലും ആൾക്കൂട്ടത്തിനു മുമ്പിൽ അത് ചെയ്യാനുള്ള ധൈര്യമുണ്ടെങ്കിൽ വരിക.
Translation:
Q: Yo, will you give me your sister to kiss?
A: If she feels like kissing you I have no need to interfere. But she should feel like kissing you. The kiss must be welcome to both parties. Otherwise, if you pile on and try to kiss her you might end up measuring the thickness of her slippers. If you are prepared to receive that in front of everyone, come on over. If you feel brave enough to kiss with mutual consent then come on over.
3. ചുംബനം മാത്രേയുള്ളോ? വേറെ കലാപരിപാടി ഒന്നുമില്ലേ?ഉ: ഒരു പാട് തുണ്ട്പടങ്ങൾ കാണുന്നത് കൊണ്ടുള്ള കുഴപ്പമാണിത്. ചുംബനം കഴിഞ്ഞാൽ നേരെ ലിംഗം എടുത്ത് യോനിക്കകത്ത് ഇടുകയല്ല ഹോമോ സാപിയൻസ് ചെയ്യാറ്. അതൊക്കെ പോൺ മൂവികളിൽ മാത്രമേ ഉള്ളൂ. ചുംബനം എന്നത് സ്നേഹം പ്രകടിപ്പിക്കാനുള്ള ഒരുപാധി മാത്രമാണ്.
Translation
Q: Only kissing? No other ‘cultural’ performances?
A: This is what happens if you watch too much porn. Sticking your penis into a vagina immediately after a kiss is not what homo sapiens do. That only happens in porn movies. A kiss is only a kind of demonstration of love.
4. ആളെ ഞാൻ കൊണ്ടരണോ അതോ സംഘാടകർ തരുമോ?
ഉ: ബിവറേജിൽ ക്യൂ നിന്ന് മദ്യം വാങ്ങുന്നത് പോലെ കാശു കൊടുത്താൽ കിട്ടുന്ന ലൈംഗികത മാത്രം ശീലിച്ചു പോയത് കൊണ്ടാണ് ഇങ്ങനെ ഉള്ള ചോദ്യങ്ങൾ വരുന്നത്. ജനിച്ചിട്ട് ഇത്രയും വയസ്സായിട്ട് ഒരാളെക്കൊണ്ട് പോലും തന്നെ പ്രണയിപ്പിക്കാനുള്ള ‘സ്റ്റഫ്’ കയ്യിലില്ലെങ്കിൽ ഇപ്പരിപാടിക്ക് ഇറങ്ങാതിരിക്കുന്നതാണ് നല്ലത്. ഇനി അഥവാ ഒരു പെണ്ണിനെ പ്രണയിക്കാൻ കിട്ടിയാൽ പോലും നിനക്ക് ചുംബിക്കാൻ കഴിയില്ല. അവൾ മൂത്രമൊഴിക്കുന്ന വീഡിയോ വല്ലതും വാട്ട്സാപ്പിൽ ഷെയർ ചെയ്ത് കിട്ടിയാൽ സ്വയംഭോഗം ചെയ്ത് കാമം തീർക്കാനേ നിന്നെക്കൊണ്ട് കഴിയൂ.
Translation
Q: Should I bring someone or will the organisers make arrangements?
A: You ask this question because you are used to consuming only the sexuality you’ve paid for, in the same way you consume the liquor you stand in the Beverage queue for. If in all the years you’ve lived you’ve not acquired the ‘stuff’ to make someone desire you then best not to venture on this enterprise. At this point even if you find a woman to love you won’t be able to kiss her. You will probably be able to masturbate — only if someone leaks a Whatsapp video of her peeing.
5. നിന്റെയൊക്കെ മാതാപിതാക്കളെ വിളിച്ചോണ്ട് വരുമോടാ ഇതിനൊക്കെ?
ഉ: മാതാപിതാക്കൾ ഇന്നേ വരെ ചെയ്യാത്ത ഒരു കാര്യമാണല്ലോ ഉമ്മ വെക്കൽ! നീന്റെ പകുതി പുംബീജമായി പിതാവിന്റെ ലിംഗത്തിലൂടെ സഞ്ചരിച്ച് അമ്മയുടെ അണ്ഡത്തിൽ കയറുന്ന സമയത്തിനും മുമ്പ് തുടങ്ങിയതാണ് അവരീ ബിസിനസ്. അങ്ങിനെ ഉള്ള നീ ഒരു പെണ്ണിനെ / ആണിനെ ഉമ്മ വെക്കുന്നത് കണ്ട് അവർക്ക് സ്ഖലിക്കുക ഒന്നുമില്ല.
Translation
Q: Yo, will you guys bring your mother-father?
A: As if mother-father have never kissed till this day. They started this business long before half your genes travelled from your father’s penis to your mother’s uterus. So they aren’t going to die if you, who was created thus, kisses a woman/a man.
October 29, 2014 at 3:31 pm
theladiesfinger i was just reading that when you sent it. translation’s not half bad! 🙂 and what a protest! should be india wide!
October 29, 2014 at 3:34 pm
anuarunima1 aapke mooh mein ghee-shakar. And of course, kisses
October 29, 2014 at 3:34 pm
theladiesfinger as they could have sung, umma de de chumma! 🙂
October 29, 2014 at 3:46 pm
The Facebook page is returning an error! Has it been taken down?
October 29, 2014 at 3:47 pm
“If you pile on and try to kiss her otherwise you might end up measuring the thickness of her slippers” #InstantCrush theladiesfinger
October 29, 2014 at 3:48 pm
“Should I bring someone or will the organisers make arrangements?” #DED #NoSRSLYDed #BestItIs theladiesfinger
October 29, 2014 at 3:49 pm
(and special hearteyes for chasingiamb who I suspect is the mallu behind theladiesfinger’s translation. Translators rock!)
October 29, 2014 at 3:52 pm
AmbaAzaad theladiesfinger shy comes
October 29, 2014 at 3:55 pm
theladiesfinger chasingiamb damn funny!
October 29, 2014 at 4:18 pm
wastrelette WOT! We thought it was just us!
October 29, 2014 at 4:20 pm
theladiesfinger Oh whee! The very thought of all you cool ladies being on board makes me feel much better already 🙂
October 29, 2014 at 4:24 pm
zigzackly when i see you i will read you the Mallu version. way funny.
October 29, 2014 at 4:24 pm
wastrelette #jhoomsolidarity sister.
October 29, 2014 at 4:25 pm
chasingiamb Promises, promises.
October 29, 2014 at 4:27 pm
zigzackly satyam, satyam.
October 29, 2014 at 4:28 pm
zigzackly chasingiamb
Why internet trolls are great: http://www.bruceonpolitics.com/2014/10/19/internet-trolls-great/
October 29, 2014 at 4:28 pm
VineetSays isn’t it?:)
October 29, 2014 at 4:39 pm
theladiesfinger cc NSMlive
October 29, 2014 at 4:51 pm
goldbone thanks. oh chasingiamb, the author of pink chaddi campaign! theladiesfinger
October 29, 2014 at 5:04 pm
NSMlive goldbone theladiesfinger hello:)
October 29, 2014 at 5:16 pm
gracesuresh Haha, tks sooooo much for sending me this link. It made my day!! 🙂 🙂 theladiesfinger
October 29, 2014 at 5:16 pm
gracesuresh Sharing right away. theladiesfinger
October 29, 2014 at 5:18 pm
theladiesfinger Thx for translating it! Correction: The manifesto was penned by Farmis Hashim. https://www.facebook.com/groups/ftkerala5/permalink/834046236634897/
October 29, 2014 at 5:26 pm
theladiesfinger Was so comprehensive and fitting that most of the detractors are being answered with a copy-paste of this.
October 29, 2014 at 5:29 pm
annavetticad hahaha. I tried to book a train tkt but it was over- booked ( waiting 25000) for that date. 🙂
October 29, 2014 at 5:30 pm
asifskalam Just fixed! akosotto kindly sent us an alert.
October 29, 2014 at 5:30 pm
asifskalam it’s brilliant:)
October 29, 2014 at 5:46 pm
You know this is what happens if you have a severe liberal thoughts. It is really pathetic on which way it is moving. I dont see any difference between the local “shashi” in kerala who goes inside a porn move theatre and a young liberal radical youth kissing in public. Well if you have any doubts..Just check the language used
October 29, 2014 at 5:52 pm
Q. Is it so important, that if you love a person, you should kiss them at first place (as you believe intercourse is not needed in all cases)?
Q. Why not for a change love withought touching them on their body? doesn’t it not work?
Q. BTW who are you to assume what makes a man susceptible to masturbation?. Do you have the supernatural power or got the grace of god finding out the testosterone movements?
October 29, 2014 at 5:54 pm
Q. If your family is sexually open or active, why are you so compulsive or intolerant towards people who come from conservative family? Is it because you think they are morally regressive..oo you mean they don’t have a proper western education..fingers crossed
October 29, 2014 at 5:57 pm
theladiesfinger It is! Served right to the hypocritical Malayali to whom talk about sex is taboo, PDA is obscene bt voyeurism is just fine.
October 29, 2014 at 6:01 pm
annavetticad theladiesfinger made my day too U0001f603
October 29, 2014 at 6:01 pm
Peter Gerard Mons, why finger is crossed? Are you afraid they will spread?
October 29, 2014 at 6:03 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard Not really afraid, am curious on what they are going to “show”
October 29, 2014 at 6:04 pm
Peter Gerard Soppanasundari You should be familiar. It is a liperacy campaign.
October 29, 2014 at 6:05 pm
Peter Gerard testosterone and hand are moving separately.God’s hand, on the other hand…
October 29, 2014 at 6:05 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard Literacy Campaign oo? kolllalo
October 29, 2014 at 6:06 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard No my question is that who can someone predict what makes me horny? like can I sense what makes a women wet? so you got my point?
October 29, 2014 at 6:07 pm
Peter Gerard Soppanasundari Your point hasn’t seen a sharpener in a very long time.
October 29, 2014 at 6:09 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard Well I know how sharp and long it is, well am happy about that,
October 29, 2014 at 6:09 pm
Soppanasundari But my point remains.. how can someone assume i will get intimidated by “A” could be “C” right?
October 29, 2014 at 6:11 pm
Soppanasundari appo manasilyille Soppy kutty.. I have many questions like this..for which nobody has answers…
October 29, 2014 at 6:12 pm
Peter Gerard You need a plaster cast, not a sharpener. Ammavan aara? Hendrix-o?
October 29, 2014 at 6:15 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard Well, maybe I can sponser someone Plaster Cast, if they require..maybe in bulk..to answer your question i am not Hendrix..i am Quintin Tarantino..and you should be .Sowdamini? alle
October 29, 2014 at 6:18 pm
Peter Gerard Njan verum oru Mohanlal.
October 29, 2014 at 6:21 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard lol..Chumma onnum alle “Carrot’ “banana” ithrem vila keralithil kodukkendi varunnathu 😛
October 29, 2014 at 6:26 pm
Peter Gerard “Lingam kondu veena vaayichal lingam tax kodukkendi varum– American Presiddent Shriman Abraham Lingam.
October 29, 2014 at 6:28 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard appo kure tax poyalle? enthra tax poyii ennu njan chyodikkunilla..:P
October 29, 2014 at 6:29 pm
Peter Gerard Annan soojippichadu kondu Annande sooji.
October 29, 2014 at 6:31 pm
Peter Gerard English allayirunno?
October 29, 2014 at 6:32 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard thangalalle sujipichathu Mr.Mohanlal disguised as soppanasundari..about tax njan allaloo
October 29, 2014 at 6:33 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard Oh yes Good English man/girl..pinna kuree Kooora malayalavum…Shakeela polum thottu pokum!!
October 29, 2014 at 6:33 pm
Peter Gerard Saaravillada monay. Peter ennu paranjal adhum oru Abrahamic Lingam alle?
October 29, 2014 at 6:34 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard pinne thangalkku lingam illathathu kondu enthum parayamalle…i acccept it 😛
October 29, 2014 at 6:36 pm
Vaa Jeena Yahan,marna yahan ennu nadakkunnathu, Mr Typing Lingam ningalaanu.
October 29, 2014 at 6:38 pm
Ningade lingam ningade vaayilakappattathinu khedam ondu.
October 29, 2014 at 6:38 pm
Soppanasundari am sorry soppy ammachi, my second language is French
October 29, 2014 at 6:39 pm
Soppanasundari I like your imagination.. ellavarum ningalude veetila anungale pole allalo..swentham lingam vayil idunna catagory…
October 29, 2014 at 6:40 pm
Soppanasundari cheyachi..cheyachi..ithineyano ningal “Sexually open” family ennu parayunnathu?
October 29, 2014 at 6:41 pm
Peter Gerard Ningade veetill ellarum Internettil aanallo ee ghoshti nadatthunnathu.
October 29, 2014 at 6:42 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard oo ee kuttikku yenthu maathram knowledge aa…mudukkiya…Internettil aathu maathramanallo ullathu…aa pinne ningade veetil ithu swabhavigam maatramayirukkum…njan samadichu..
October 29, 2014 at 6:45 pm
Peter Gerard Achayande deepastambham orumahaschariyamayadu inganathe internet-chetthu kondalle? Kshemichirikunnu,
October 29, 2014 at 6:48 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard apologies accepted. appo njan oru load “pazham” present cheyyam for you cheyachi…illengil “cucumber” veenamengil athuvum courier cheyyam
October 29, 2014 at 6:49 pm
Soppanasundari PS: “internet-chetthu kondalle? ” – manasilayilla,
1. You mean “internet-Chat kondalle?”
October 29, 2014 at 6:54 pm
Peter Gerard Chembu thottal choriyumada, moaning monay
October 29, 2014 at 6:57 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard illa chembu njan present cheyyarila..pedikkanda..akathupoyal cheyachikku panikkittum..pinnne moaning ennakkattilum ariyavunnathu Soppy kuttikkalle…galli 😛
October 29, 2014 at 7:06 pm
Peter Gerard Ingane paninju paninju aashan proletariat aayi.
October 29, 2014 at 7:12 pm
Peter Gerard Inquilab Jamoon Sindaabad,
October 29, 2014 at 7:23 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard Anggane varatee..so I can see who this is as I already presumed when the comment progressed, I was waiting for some kind of a word like this “proletariat” am happy now..I know to whom I am speaking now..Neither I have any intentions to retract any of the people’s individual ideas, but beware don’t be a clown. We have nothing to gain by using sexual adventurism. Its not an entertainment, its part of life, it doesn’t need a propoganda, like your religion. You dont need to be a missionary for Sexual Education. Give importance to relationships beyond thinking from a sexual plateau. Accept brain can be used in other functional areas not just one sided.
October 29, 2014 at 7:27 pm
theladiesfinger by the way I think the link to the facebook page, a in the article, is broken
October 29, 2014 at 7:42 pm
Peter Gerard Markatam Moral science paranju paranju oshokuttan aayallo. Thaadi Complex sindabaad. Allengil Complex Thaadi sindabaad.
October 30, 2014 at 3:06 am
epradeep98 I like the word used. Liprecy campaign.
October 30, 2014 at 4:51 am
Peter Gerard You wouldn’t. Don’t even try. Its beyond your intellect to comprehend.
October 30, 2014 at 5:43 am
rchops Always remember him as culture minister (moral police) who famously dressed as Batman to shut down dens of iniquity in Bombay.
October 30, 2014 at 5:45 am
MalJayaram 🙂 I had forgotten that. Not sure whether to thank you for the memory! Clearly a global pioneer http://www.gq.com/news-politics/newsmakers/201108/real-life-superheroes-phoenix-jones
October 30, 2014 at 5:49 am
rchops I kinda loved the idea of a desi Batman (with moochi?) lurking with intent in dance halls, harrumphing about moral turpitude.
October 30, 2014 at 5:50 am
MalJayaram And don’t forget the belly. A bollywood film waiting to be made
October 30, 2014 at 5:51 am
rchops Can we start with an anti-item number? Then graduate to the feature film. With more superheroes.
October 30, 2014 at 6:01 am
MalJayaram rchops He used to carry a gun. Was quite familiar with the low-life of his neighbourhood and wrote a column too
October 30, 2014 at 6:04 am
bombaywallah MalJayaram would be fantastic to have those translated and published in a collected works of
October 30, 2014 at 6:05 am
MalJayaram Absolutely. With flashbacks galore
October 30, 2014 at 6:06 am
bombaywallah MalJayaram What is the deal with guns though in bbay? Who gets to have them and why?
October 30, 2014 at 6:06 am
rchops pranesh_prakash day after tomorrow both?
October 30, 2014 at 6:07 am
rchops MalJayaram yeah, I am trying to access those. In Marathi, but can be translated.
October 30, 2014 at 6:09 am
bombaywallah MalJayaram Some of the Samna editorials are sheer genius too
October 30, 2014 at 6:19 am
rchops MalJayaram Many politicians before Modi had mastered the art of mass communication-the early Dravidian leaders, Thackeray etc
October 30, 2014 at 6:21 am
rchops Replug for you-http://www.asianage.com/columnists/nehru-free-india-135
October 30, 2014 at 6:22 am
bombaywallah rchops MalJayaram Even late YSR was amazing 4 his mass communication..his image in Andhra was much bigger to Gandhi family
October 30, 2014 at 6:22 am
bombaywallah rchops MalJayaram Even late YSR was amazing 4 his mass communication..his image in Andhra was much bigger than Gandhi family
October 30, 2014 at 6:25 am
bombaywallah Thanks
October 30, 2014 at 6:27 am
bombaywallah MalJayaram only if one could read in more Indian languages- would be a superb research project for a book
October 30, 2014 at 7:10 am
Ridchard Hahahahaha! I just love the response!
October 30, 2014 at 8:14 am
Shobha_SV that FAQ made my whole week. Genius only it was.
October 30, 2014 at 8:17 am
woh_battameez I know. Love is happening for the person who wrote this.
October 30, 2014 at 8:29 am
saliltripathi U0001f44f Good one!
October 30, 2014 at 8:51 am
Svara that is hilarious…n this calls for some serious discussions http://twitter.com/nihinninan/status/527744703760842752/photo/1
October 30, 2014 at 10:19 am
Svara Brilliant replies. Just loved em. Since when is kissing a sexual thing. These moral police guys are perverts who needs help.
October 30, 2014 at 10:29 am
bobbyjpaul True…this social taboo is there across India but in “educated” #Kerala, the hypocrisy is worse than in any other place.
October 30, 2014 at 10:32 am
Svara I realised education has nothing to do with sense! Plus the maximum number of rapes happens in these culturally conservative places
October 30, 2014 at 10:55 am
chasingiamb calmgalin theladiesfinger Sub-standard stuff. Worse than the moral police thugs!
October 30, 2014 at 11:08 am
samarjeet_n hilarious
October 30, 2014 at 11:09 am
MasalaBai Read upto 3 and decided to favorite it first and then read remaining 🙂
October 30, 2014 at 11:23 am
omfgthelife scroll_in great article! Thanks
October 30, 2014 at 11:58 am
Mdasmumbai :-)) Elders will b Hyper active on 2nd nov
October 30, 2014 at 12:03 pm
samarjeet_n was wondering where our new generation is heading just to be in limelight
October 30, 2014 at 1:31 pm
Mdasmumbai yes, atleast difficult for me to imagine
October 30, 2014 at 2:06 pm
Mdasmumbai just read. Ahaha
October 30, 2014 at 5:41 pm
Soppanasundari Peter Gerard poyi ningada politbeaureau il poyi complaint cheyyi…nalla samskaram ulla vaakkukal molu..yethanu moral science, yethanu common sense ennu thaangal thanne manasilakkendi irikkunu
October 30, 2014 at 5:52 pm
@samarjeet_n Mdasmumbai
I hate certain moral policing of the society which treat humans rudely or discriminate sections of society which is understood. But here I am bit disappointed at the materailistic desires of certain section of youth who really claim them to be the modern “self-liberal” “the rationalist” “common-sense” generation. or else in kerala we love to say the “new-generation” in short. I should say the self-proclaimed youngsters here issuing diktats to people who doesn’t like their bohemian attitude even without any kinds of tolerance.
As an youngster I agree with you. When I hit the rational thinking, i understood that sex is not about entertainment, show off, promotion. But a union meant to be so personal like your religion (which you dont boast off) I don’t find any rational point in these youngsters which is shameful.
October 31, 2014 at 4:48 am
chasingiamb Superb! Thanks for sharing! These moral police should be shown their real place!!! theladiesfinger
November 1, 2014 at 6:30 am
I wonder what sort of ‘poda pulle’ answers must have the lady given to the non – trollish questions … ( if she has , for that matter ! )
These questions stated above are certainly trollish but I find it difficult to believe that there are no legitimate questions as well .
I for once don’t understand what the Hue & Cry is about — >
1. Is it about some sort of a ‘freedom of expression ‘ thingie that these days seem to be a used as a weapon by those who least understand the importance of it.
2. Does it kind of certify that a ‘kiss / smooch / snog / chumma ‘ in public places elevates love to a higher ground or anything ?
3. Personally aren’t there enough critical issues facing the youth & especially women such as harassment, dowries, rapes & molestations that these youth have to focus on such a non essential thing ?
4. Would these organizers stop at legitimizing Kissing in public and carry on with their lives or would they take a social cause and fight for more ‘demands’ … Chances are they wouldn’t toe the line
5. The funny thing is most lovebirds for some reason go on about as if they are the reincarnated versions of Romeo & Juliet .. while I truly hope they don’t meet the ends of the original lovebirds I at least hope they take inspiration from the fact that even Romeo & Juliet had better ways to display their love rather than do public shenanigans .
Sometimes I think those who know the least about love are the most who try to express it .
November 2, 2014 at 7:38 am
VishalDadlani MasalaBai
November 2, 2014 at 7:39 am
VishalDadlani listening to #dancebasanti continuosly sir
November 2, 2014 at 8:37 am
VishalDadlani MasalaBai lol- more power to u lot. Let’s teach this regressive lot something abt acceptance n love
November 2, 2014 at 9:17 am
preetiwari KerALA not KerELA
November 2, 2014 at 9:17 am
bharanithar Danke! Mishtakkee
November 2, 2014 at 9:34 am
VishalDadlani MasalaBai hehe.nice conversation
November 2, 2014 at 10:01 am
harsha6varma kasi_wp800 harsha take someone n go man
November 2, 2014 at 12:31 pm
_high_five WOW! So mature. “genes travelled from your father’s penis to your mother’s uterus”
November 2, 2014 at 1:14 pm
VishalDadlani MasalaBai was looking for Kejriwals daughter but didn’t find her in Kiss Festival..charity begins at home Vishal
November 2, 2014 at 1:50 pm
pritiriyer Yah the language used was bit too much. Par Bhavanaonko samjho 🙂
November 2, 2014 at 3:23 pm
_high_five yeho toh problem hai.
November 2, 2014 at 3:45 pm
pritiriyer Acha teek hai. I give up 😛
November 3, 2014 at 6:49 am
akghosh did you see those who assembled there ..they were all there to wash themselves in behati Ganga and to have some fun #KissOfLove
November 3, 2014 at 7:13 am
girishs2 This is the main reason I asked you to read the article http://theladiesfinger.com/keralas-kiss-of-love-campaigns-rude-hilarious-perfect-response-to-trolls/ Questions 3 and 4 are probably apt for you
November 22, 2014 at 7:10 am
@pritiriyer _high_five It actually sounds better in malayalam. Rather scientific even. As if trying to educate the dude who asked the question (I am pretty sure it was a dude)