By Shikha Sreenivas
If you’ve watched Sex and the City, you’ve probably also spent a lot of time dreaming of your Mr. Big, or trying to figure out how to be Mr. Big, this Instagram account (which documents and analyses every outfit on SATC — much needed, no sarcasm) is for you. Run by self-confessed Team Mirandas, the commentary is often brilliant. Last week for instance, they posted an image from Carrie’s “To Pee or Not to Pee” dilemma, when golden showers first premiered on news media, thanks to Mr Ratings Machine. They said, “Who knew that Carrie’s infamous ‘To Pee or Not to Pee’ column from 2000 would be just as relevant in 2017? We’re actually more grossed out by Trump’s affinity for rococo decor than his sexual proclivities, but that’s just us.”
The latest post combines whip smartness with an awww. This guest post is basically an on-point summary of Mr. Big, done by the Lea DeLaria who plays Big Boo in Orange is the New Black. Who apparently played a part in the conception of the account to begin with! And is “Mr Big” IRL. 🙂
*CRUCIAL GUEST POST* We were at dinner w/ the iconic celesbian and Orange is the New Black star @realleadelaria when the idea for this account was conceived. Lea was our first follower and is basically an IRL Mr. Big so when she offered to contribute a post about her idol we were more than happy to oblige. ________________________________________________________ Mr. Big. My hero. Sophisticated and suave, presumably adorned in Armani while enjoying a nice glass of merlot. Of course I relate. For the five straight guys and three butch dykes following this account: watch and observe, this is how it’s done. Dress well. Be smart. Let a lady know that she’s a lady. And…it doesn’t hurt to sing. I couldn’t help but wonder, why did Carrie ever look at anyone else? I mean Aidan, Petrovsky and Berger?!?!!!? What dicks. In fact, Carrie should just ditch those losers and date me. Like all Italians, I’m big too.
Just to do a quick return analysis of Big Boo’s most often worn outfit in Orange is the New Black: Big Boo. Our hero. With a haircut in jail cooler than we get in our salons. Here is Big Boo spreading the Christmas spirit and handing out solid burns.