By Sharanya Gopinathan

The folks over at Culture Machine have released a new video that CBFC chief Pahlaj Nihalani would have no problem with, or at least, wouldn’t be able to find a specific way to ban or censor. It begins with a disclaimer, that the video contains “audio pornography, sexual innuendo and supports women’s needs”, with the audio pornography bit being something the CBFC took specific exception to when banning the needlessly controversial Lipstick Under My Burkha.

This video basically shows a mother, daughter and domestic help discussing sex and orgasms without ever using the words sex or orgasm. They instead use food and cooking analogies as the daughter tells her mother all about her honeymoon and the fun she had on it. It leads to the mother thinking about her own sex life, I mean culinary habits, and ends with the mother requesting her daughter to teach her how to, erm, cook, later in the evening.

Here, have some morning LOLs.